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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship
with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation released by the  Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians:  Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a
collision.

Canadians:  Negative.  You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the
South to avoid a collision.

Americans:  This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

Canadians:  No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN,
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC
FLEET.  WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,
THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT  VESSELS.
I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE
SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians:  This is a lighthouse.  Your call.


Starting a business is a little like being a spider.  You're born and are kicked from your mother's protection as soon as you can walk for yourself.  You set up your own web, open shop,
and then sit and wait for the customers to come to you.
If you are successful, you get a bigger web and a big belly.
If you are unsuccessful, you shrivel up and die.
If you're too successful, and big too big a web, some hand comes out from above and crushes you.
Lesson: Be a big spider fast, but don't get too big.



Favorite quote of the week:
"Hell, everything's legal in Mexico - it's the American way!"

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